person: bisexual people are just greedy
person: i mean, just make up your mind, right?
me: i'm sorry
me: i just heard 'punch me in the face'
me: is that not what you said
me: i guess it was subtext
danceswithbrighteyes: artclasshero: kasashaquanique: I don’t like pepperoni.
dragon-rider-girl: Mom saw porn on the dash. “Are those people’s butts??” “Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts) “Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.” OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE. NONE. NO BUTTS.
I wonder if any of my followers actually wanna...
thattrillniggazay: I really do
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sassy-gay-karkat: thestrangernextdoor: sassy-gay-karkat: makes eggs because its the only thing i know how 2 make you dont even make the eggs chickens do
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: while u guys are drunk on alcohol im drunk on education
if you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you under the antonyms
lifeofmidge replied to your post: When I grow up I want to be just like Shelly! even… RIGHT?!!! Haha she’s so cute :] For real! I only hope to be as amazing as she is next year when I turn 18!
thinkhappythoughtsx: gambinobabydoll: When I grow up I want to be just like Shelly! even though she’s only a year older than me lmfao but seriously she’s amazing and has the BEST luck in the world lmagsoa;asfda Crying. Still trying to find the perfect gif to respond to your ask ahaha Thank you! AHHHH <3 You are seriously the best! && No problem, you deserve it :D
When I grow up I want to be just like Shelly! even though she’s only a year older than me lmfao but seriously she’s amazing and has the BEST luck in the world
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