June 2012
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person: bisexual people are just greedy
me:
person: i mean, just make up your mind, right?
me:
me:
me: i'm sorry
me: i just heard 'punch me in the face'
me: is that not what you said
me: i guess it was subtext
danceswithbrighteyes:
artclasshero:
kasashaquanique:
I don’t like pepperoni.
Woops.
dragon-rider-girl:
Mom saw porn on the dash.
“Are those people’s butts??”
“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)
“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”
OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.
NONE.
NO BUTTS.
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I wonder if any of my followers actually wanna...
thattrillniggazay:
I really do
put a heart in my inbox if you would wanna be my...
sassy-gay-karkat:
thestrangernextdoor:
sassy-gay-karkat:
makes eggs because its the only thing i know how 2 make
you dont even make the eggs chickens do
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
while u guys are drunk on alcohol im drunk on education
if you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you
under the antonyms
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lifeofmidge replied to your post: When I grow up I want to be just like Shelly! even…
RIGHT?!!! Haha she’s so cute :]
For real! I only hope to be as amazing as she is next year when I turn 18!
thinkhappythoughtsx:
gambinobabydoll:
When I grow up I want to be just like Shelly!
even though she’s only a year older than me lmfao
but seriously she’s amazing and has the BEST luck in the world
lmagsoa;asfda
Crying.
Still trying to find the perfect gif to respond to your ask ahaha
Thank you!
AHHHH <3 You are seriously the best! && No problem, you deserve it :D
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When I grow up I want to be just like Shelly!
even though she’s only a year older than me lmfao
but seriously she’s amazing and has the BEST luck in the world
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"Hey, can I have some..."