A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
I want you so bad....
noequalbabyy: Thats my only wishh…. “/
foreverjuicyy: devysaidit: binhle: myworldasdestiny: loool keep watching it. THIS IS GREAT haha Lmaooooo
I does this.
Well, at first I hit my slow stroke like: And then, I go downtown and eat that pussy like: And then I flip it up a bit and smash that thang from the back like: Then I turn her back around and play with her like: And then I take it to a whole ‘nother level and hit it in the bathroom like: And when I’m done, I smoke a little somethin’, just chillin’ like: And if she isn’t asleep, I’m...
cutest boyfriend ever.
blasianxbri: -eman: xsheiluhx: clarejooo: 69…aw yee. HAHAHAHA imma do this one day! :D That’s hellacute. LMFAO. awwwwwww
Describing my love for Michael Jackson is like...
Tomorrow is the 25th of May. 23 months :(
I walked past a group of girls on their way to...
painiack: I don’t know what it is but holy booty is always the fattest. Jesus has to be a homie.
Reblog if you still cry for Michael Jackson
thejacksonnews: liveitoffthewall: I need to know/feel that I’m not alone :’(
Golden rubbers in these denim pockets
Snapple Fact: You rather wack
Do i give a fuck?
Michael? Wayne? Oprah? Spongebob? Bonquiqui? Kayne? Tyga Wiz Bill? this one has michael <3
Reblog if you love Michael Jackson.
bemikelike: Look at the notes! All for Mike<3 I’m reblogging again, just for that! forever reblog