May 2011
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want you so bad....
noequalbabyy:
Thats my only wishh…. “/
foreverjuicyy:
devysaidit:
binhle:
myworldasdestiny:
loool keep watching it.
THIS IS GREAT haha
Lmaooooo
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I does this.
Well, at first I hit my slow stroke like:
And then, I go downtown and eat that pussy like:
And then I flip it up a bit and smash that thang from the back like:
Then I turn her back around and play with her like:
And then I take it to a whole ‘nother level and hit it in the bathroom like:
And when I’m done, I smoke a little somethin’, just chillin’ like:
And if she isn’t asleep, I’m...
ANALOG
<3
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cutest boyfriend ever.
blasianxbri:
-eman:
xsheiluhx:
clarejooo:
69…aw yee.
HAHAHAHA
imma do this one day! :D
That’s hellacute.
LMFAO.
awwwwwww
Describing my love for Michael Jackson is like...
anniemjjlover:
Tomorrow is the 25th of May. 23 months :(
:’(
I walked past a group of girls on their way to...
painiack:
I don’t know what it is but holy booty is always the fattest.
Jesus has to be a homie.
Reblog if you still cry for Michael Jackson
thejacksonnews:
liveitoffthewall:
I need to know/feel that I’m not alone :’(
Golden rubbers in these denim pockets
Snapple Fact: You rather wack
Do i give a fuck?
Michael?
Wayne?
Oprah?
Spongebob?
Bonquiqui?
Kayne?
Tyga
Wiz
Bill?
this one has michael <3
Reblog if you love Michael Jackson.
bemikelike:
Look at the notes! All for Mike<3 I’m reblogging again, just for that!
forever reblog
